👋 The Story

About this thing.

Hey there 👋

I'm a 2/4 Projector who finds Human Design fascinating, and uncomfortably accurate.

Most HD apps give you static, generic descriptions and leave you to piece it all together yourself or pay hundreds for someone else to do it. I wanted something unique so I built a tool that reads your entire chart as a system, showing how each piece interacts with the others, delivered in a way that's fun to read.

Humor's one of the best ways to deliver something true without triggering the ego. The goal is that "haha, I do be like that" moment, where you feel genuinely seen without getting defensive about it. You will feel uncomfortably seen here. That's intentional.

The roast and identity report are free, no sign-in required. Create an account to save your charts and unlock four detailed premium reports. Charts with premium unlocked also gain access to transit reports and relationship comparisons.

Originally I wanted to release all of this for free, but I do incur a cost for every chart that's run, including the free ones. The one-time fee to unlock a premium chart helps cover the cost of all the free reports being generated. My hope is that this project can help more people find value in knowing their design.

AI is used to generate parts of these reports. It's sitting on top of a significant amount of human research, development, data work, and chart logic to make sure what you get is accurate and specific to you.

A couple things worth noting: this is meant to be fun. No matter how accurate this feels, do not make any major decisions based on it. If something seems off or you hit a bug, use the Feedback button and I'll fix it or make it right.

And finally, this isn't a replacement for a human reading. It's one perspective on your chart, and multiple perspectives are always valuable. I hope this is a useful one.

Enjoy 🤙